The Loud House: Bald New World Chapter 1

Chapter 1: Shocking News

Morning arise all over Royal Woods, Michigan. The citizens woke up from their nighttime rest and will all be in for a huge surprise.

At the resident of the Loud family, the pets were already awake and were playing like a group of barbarians. Upstairs in one of the many bedrooms, Leni was removing her sleeping mask when she felt something unusually weird; more like moist air mixed with coldness. She was sure she felt a draft on her head. She somehow believe her hair got wet in her sleep. Has she been asleep in a bathtub or something? Was there water in the tub too?

She grab a towel to dry her hair..... and discovered there's nothing on her head at all! She stared at the mirror and thought 'like did my hair turned invisible?' She reached up to feel it but instead she felt the smoothness of her bald head.

Leni (shocked): What happened to my hair?!

She was horrified by her new appearance she's staring at from the bathroom mirror. But then she begin to think.

Leni (thinking): Maybe this is a dream. A nightmare where I ended up losing all my hair overnight and now I'm bald.

She decide to pinch her arm just to be sure.

Leni: Ouch!

This was real! She's wide awake and bald headed! While looking horrified, she ran out of the bathroom. She spotted all of her sisters, but the strange thing is, they all woke up in the same state as she did; no hair on their heads! They were staring at each other looking horrified about what happened to them.

Leni (shocked): What happened to all of you?!

Lola (looking half angry, half horrified): What do you think what happened?! My hair is GONE!

Lori: I'm so ugly! Like literally ugly!

Luan: Well at least we'll shave our money on hair products, (laughing) get it?

Lucy (looking scared): My eyes are shown!

The other sisters, even Lily, was also horrified about their suddenly new appearances. Although it may appear to be a funny sight, but to them, it's super scary. Lisa, who never often show off her emotions, felt a little shocked about her own change of her appearance.

Lisa: I don't often tell you my feelings, but..... (feeling a bit horrified) I, TOO, AM UGLY!

Suddenly, the girls heard a scream from downstairs. They ran down to see what's going on. They saw their mom crying in front of her reflection from the mirror in the master bedroom. She too had woken up with no hair on her head!

All sisters (looking stunned): Mom?

Rita (crying): I'M UGLY!!

The girls went to comfort their now hairless mother.

Rita (still sobbing): What am I doing to do now? How will I live with this? (She looked up to her daughters) What happened to all of you?

Lisa: In my theory, us female humans woke up the same way like you did. We seem to came across something in which our hair had fallen off our heads overnight and disappeared at the same time.

Suddenly, something came to her mind.

Lisa: We might need to check the news.

She turned the TV on and change the channel to the news.

Lynn Sr: Girls?

The girls and their mother turned to see their father and their brother, Lincoln, and saw that they somehow ended up with their hair as long as hippies.

Lynn Sr: Do we need to explain this?

Lincoln: I see this didn't happen to you the same way this happened to both me and dad.

The news was on. It was very shocking to see what it was, but the reporter lady had claimed about all the women and girls all over Earth had ended up bald, which explain her bald head on TV. It seem that the family weren't the only victims after what they saw on the morning news. The reporter lady also claimed that every men and boys whose hair had gotten very long overnight had find this to be a bit ideal of a great news. It appeared the men with balding problems had full heads of great looking hair too. The Loud family had never saw anything like this before. All women and girls completely bald and yet all men and boys have as-long-as-a-hippie hair below their shoulders?

Lynn Sr: Jesus, how is that possible? How did it came to this?

He noticed his wife was still sad and frightened over her lost of her hair.

Lynn Sr: There, there, baby. (He went to comfort her) You are not the only victim of losing your hair. You don't have to be ashame of yourself. You're still my beautiful woman no matter what you look like, and I am a really lucky man for it.

Rita (smiling sadly): You're right. I got to stay strong.

Lynn Sr: There you go, babe (he was smiling with a hearty expression).

Rita: We could buy a bunch of wigs for myself and the girls.

Lynn Sr: I'll take you to the wig shop in town. Everybody get in the van!

The Loud family reached the wig shop. They went inside to find the owner looking horrified as he stared at every empty shelves everywhere.

Shop Owner: Bad news! This place is closed by the state of emergency! As you look around, the wigs and the toupees had vanished overnight. I don't know how but this just happened unexpectingly.

He was right. There isn't a single hairpiece in sight. They expect the place got robbed.

Shop Owner: As I came in this morning, I was strucked with fear after seeing all these empty shelves. I first thought this place was robbed, but then there would be broken glass everywhere and I would've receive a call from the cops overnight. But all of this does not explain what happened to the hairpieces. And I don't think it had something to do with paranormal activities.

Lynn Sr: Did you seen the news this morning?

Shop Owner: Yeah, and for some strange reason, people got scared about a sudden change of appearances they all gotten. But I do feel sorry for all the women and girls who lost all of their hair. I would've have business four folds but can't due to what happened to all the wig shops all over the world. I couldn't believe something like this can happen at anytime.

Lynn Sr: So what about the other wig shops?

Shop Owner: They all suffered the same thing mine did. I was relieved I wasn't the only one who got punked.

Lynn Sr: Okay, then we'll have to think of something. Good luck with your shop.

The Loud family went home disappointed because the wig shop lost all the hairpieces; vanished in plain sight.

Lynn Sr: Too bad we don't have any hats at home. And I feel bad for making Lana throw out her own cap.

The Loud sisters weren't happy when their dad said that, especially Lana who was still sad about losing her cap that she wore for ages as it had made her into the girl that she is today; a tomboyish, building, toilet fixing, mud loving, risk taking girl. Now that they found out they can never find a wig anywhere on Earth, it's up to Lisa to figure out a way to change everything back to normal.